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# Jerry Seinfeld Brings the Heat
- URL: https://birchtree.me/blog/jerry-seinfeld-brings-the-heat/
- Published: 2020-08-26T13:10:00.000Z
- Updated: 2020-08-26T13:10:00.000Z
- Author: Matt Birchler
- Tags: #Import 2023-06-01 22:41, #Import 2025-03-29 19:29

[Opinion | Jerry Seinfeld: So You Think New York Is ‘Dead’ - The New York Times](https://www.nytimes.com/2020/08/24/opinion/jerry-seinfeld-new-york-coronavirus.html?action=click&module=Opinion&pgtype=Homepage&ref=birchtree.me)

> Energy, attitude and personality cannot be “remoted” through even the best fiber optic lines. That’s the whole reason many of us moved to New York in the first place.  
> You ever wonder why Silicon Valley even exists? I have always wondered, why do these people all live and work in that location? They have all this insane technology; why don’t they all just spread out wherever they want to be and connect with their devices? Because it doesn’t work, that’s why.

And:

> You will not bounce back. In your enervated, pastel-filled new life in Florida. I hope you have a long, healthy run down there. I can’t think of a more fitting retribution for your fine article.  
> This stupid virus will give up eventually. The same way you have.

Damn, Jerry!