By Matt Birchler
I've been writing here since 2010! Back when personal blogs were all the rage. Kids, ask your parents.

The Most Dramatic, and Somehow Best Take on That Polishing Cloth

The Apple Polishing Cloth Is Everything Wrong With Society - Victoria Song

But the silly dumb thing that makes people laugh inevitably becomes warped into something it wasn’t meant to be. It gets co-opted by the Elon Musks of the world, corporate dingbats with more hair than brains who somehow hold all the power. There’s nothing I, a lowly writer, can do about that, even though I’ve been complicit this entire time. I just wish we could’ve enjoyed the stupid funny thing a bit longer.

It does seem that as everything becomes a meme that nothing can just be chill, it always has to become a thing.

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