By Matt Birchler
I've been writing here since 2010! Back when personal blogs were all the rage. Kids, ask your parents.

This New Crop of Mutants are Such a Letdown

Opinion | Magneto: These new ‘magnetic’ vaccine mutants are extremely disappointing - The Washington Post

I put on my newest, most purple helmet and my best cape, and I manipulated the Earth’s magnetic field to fly myself to Ohio as fast as I could. I was so excited to recruit new members for the Brotherhood of Mutants and to stand together against the scourge of petty, small-minded humanity using our combined powers.
And let me tell you, I was pretty let down.

I know we don’t always love it when celebrities write opinion columns, but Magneto’s story had to be told.

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