Why There Won't be a Web3 Version of Twitter

From Robin Sloan's Notes on Web3:

“Web3” that depends on Twitter for its mar­ket­ing and coor­di­na­tion chan­nel really deserve the name? You might say, “Oh, just wait; Web3 will make a Twit­ter of its own.” No, it won’t. Such a plat­form would be use­less to Web3, because there would be no one there to recruit 😈

It's a joke, but the whole list is worth a look, whether you're a web3 fan or skeptic.